Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
JESUS CHRIST THIS
JESUS
CHRIST
THIS
UGH.
TWICE I HAVE BOUGHT JEANS.
AND THEN GOTTEN UP SLEEPY IN THE MORNING, STRUGGLING TO PUT MY CELL IN MY POCKET.
ONLY TO REALIZE
THERE. IS. NO. POCKET.






